How to be Naked in the City Without Being Noticed (day 82)

September 20, 2008

Day 82  The Day the Earth Stood Still

 

    Well, it finally happened.  I saw “Little Doogie.”  I supposed it was inevitable, living with a guy in such a small space, I would eventually see him naked.  It was late, I had to pee, and we usually keep the light in the bathroom lit, so I just walked through the open door.  And there it was, hanging there.  I was shocked, but I looked longer than I should, then I gagged on my own tongue, he turned to see me, and I backed out.

    I still really had to pee, so I had to wait for him to finish up.  A minute later, he came out, and started apologizing for leaving the door open.  I just had to laugh, I thought I would have to apologize for walking in on him.  I told him it was “okay,” and went to do my thing.

    Naked men are gross, but he wasn’t too bad.  Now, I’m just worried that he’ll inevitably see me naked.